Attention, Canadians! Here’s a Canadian edition of Daily Briefing Bingo, heavy on the “Blue Steel” and light on the hydroxychloroquine. British and US versions also exist, and we’ll link those up soon.
Play together, apart. Play safe, friends.
Hey Girl, do you want a robust social safety net? I got you.
But you totally DO need it, you know?
Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest challenge faced by contemporary news organizations (besides rapacious owners; don’t get me started) is that of enticing readers, listeners, watchers, away from the never-ending stream of infotainment which surrounds us. Never mind getting them to actually pay attention to the news.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have, at long last and at uncounted expense, solved that problem. I mean, it didn’t cost me anything, but I also didn’t count it, so … that.
The solution? We can finally reveal it:
Bingo cards.
Oh, come on. You’ve been on Twitter. You know how this works. You know this works. You’ve played this, don’t pretend that you haven’t. We’ve taken the old jokey cultural trope bingo game and updated it, giving an entire nation a reason (finally!)…
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